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| about ben | about mike |
yes, I have a thousand tongues,
and nine and ninety-nine lie.
Though I strive to use the one,
it will make no melody at my will,
but is dead in my mouth.
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I stood in a high place,
and saw, below, many devils
running, leaping,
carousing in sin.
one looked up, grinning,
and said: "comrade! brother!"
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| about misterbuster |
mike and ben met in kindergarten. unfortunately, soon after, ben fell out of mike's tree directly onto his head. that was the last they saw of each other for the next 11 years. then, as fate would have it, they were reunited in art class during the 10th grade. the saints rejoiced, the crowds cheered, the women trembled at the knees.
throughout highscool, they playfully toyed with the idea of making music, and came up with such classic lyrics as: "HmmmmmYEAH! Stab my leg!"
unfortunately, being extraordinarily bad at playing instruments, they could not accomplish their dreams.
but then...
one day..
they discovered the capabilities of computers. once more the saints rejoiced, the crowds cheered, the women covered their ears!
starting with the working name "too fast apex," they practiced and practiced, creating such terrible attrocities as "timber", "million", and other horrors of modern music.
as fate would have it, a woman had to intervene.
while sitting on the couch with his girlfriend one night, the following took place:
mike: "I think I'm going to tickle you soon."
jen: "you better not, mister!"
mike: /gasp!/ ... mister!?!?
jen: atleast I didn't call you buster!!!
with that brilliant name, suddenly, some of the songs started to sound.. good! they knew this was their only chance to conquer the world, so they took it. soon, when fame and fortune rear their beautiful heads to mike and ben, they will enslave the world by charging people for air, just like in that movie total recall!
so, beware, you poor poor soul... this is our world now. :)
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